Monday, June 28, 2010

I wish I could convince my parents to sell my sister for fifty dollars.

Sorry I'm late, folks. I've been busy dancing over at my mom's blog. Have you seen it yet?

Pop Warner football season is coming up in about a month. I got all my pads last Saturday because it is my second year of tackle football but third year overall. I played Flag when I was in 1st grade.

Last year I played lineman on offense and defense and a little bit of running back. I hope I get the positions of linebacker and receiver. But really I like any position.

This year my goal is to be one of the hardest tacklers. My mom says that because I am a big kid, I can take people out.

That's also why I like to play ice hockey. A couple weeks ago I got a hat trick in my ice hockey game. Which means I got three goals in one game. And then the next week I got two assists, which means I passed the puck to the person who scored.

This past Saturday, I scored the first goal of the game, lost my balance and slid right into the goal. Everyone was celebrating while I was stuck in the goal like a bug who can't get off his back. When I was sliding in, I was so scared that my ribs were going to hit the post of the goal, but I put out my hand and pulled myself into the goal.

Our goalie got a shutout, which means he didn't allow any goals from the other team. Our defense is really good but I usually play right/left wing. My backwards skating isn't as good as some of the other guys so I don't really play defense.

Right now my sister is being a crazy person and rocking out to Rock With You by Michael Jackson. If you saw the video on my mom's blog, you can tell she loves singing Michael, especially Beat It and Billie Jean.

She is also incredibly obsessed with 30 seconds to Mars. My mom is saying with Jared Leto as the front man she should be. I don't even know what this means.

That's all HE wrote.


  1. Honey. Your sister is worth a lot more than $50.

    Let's shoot for at least $100.

  2. Oh Sports Boy... Every boy wants to sell his little sister. Few ever do. I think you'd miss her...

  3. ohhh well good luck with football! how fun.
    im not good at backwards skating either!

    p.s. the "beat it" video was awesome!

  4. I will gladly give you $50 for your sister. Make that $150. Her mad dancing skills are worth it.

    Sounds like you're an awesome athlete! If you ever want to practice your backwards skating, you can come hang out at my house. We have a rink in our backyard all winter.

  5. I'm just sayin... you have some pretty serious dancing skillz. Oh yeah.

    And I wanted to sell my little brother once too, but now I'm pretty glad I didn't. At SOME point in your life, you will be too.

  6. I did sell my brother Bob for 10 Clifford Crandall. Will you take check or cash for Haley??????

  7. I saw your dancing skills at your Mom's place. You rocked it pretty good! BTW, I am Kamalamadama's mom. He is really excited that you read his blog.

    I will send him by to see your new post.

    You really are quite the little athlete huh? Do you get that from Mom or SurferDad?

  8. yes, you are totally a top notch dancer.

    and i am glad you explained all those sports things, because i had no idea what you meant...but obviously you are wicked good at all the sports you play if you can do all those things with cool names. also, when i was younger, i fell on my face skating backwards. it was bad news bears.

    lastly, i will happily buy your sister.

  9. you could definitely get at least $100 if you sell your sis. but you should get to keep all the money. dont let your mom steal it from you. if it was your idea to sell her, you should keep all the profit.

    and your dancing skills are very impressive and it sounds like you're really good at sports too! keep us updated throughout your football season!

  10. Way to go J!! A hat trick and 2 assists?!?! You are totally turning into quite the sports STUD! haha!!

    Tell your mom to let me know when your football games are cuz I want to come out and see you knock some heads together!

    Oh, and tell her to sell Haley to me. That way you will still get to see her when we come over for fight nites! Haha!

  11. My brother would never have tried to sell me. He did, however, try to GIVE me away several times.

    I like that you explain ice hockey as you talk about it. I'm not familiar with the sport in general but I'm told there is ice involved.

  12. I don't know the rules of your game, but I do know in Australian football if you line up the little kid then take your eyes off him to watch the ball as you flatten him, then pretend you didn't see him there as he lays on the ground winded, the referee will feel sorry for you and not give you a penalty.