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Sorry it took so long to do another post. But the worst part is that it might rain on Halloween.

My football season is almost over. We are going to play our playoff game this weekend and then next weekend we are going to play in the Chocolate Bowl. The season was exciting because I got to play linebacker on Defense. I made a lot of the tackles and got an interception early in our season.

My 3rd grade teacher is a lot better than I expected. Not that I was expecting like bad or weird --just a lot funnier than I thought. There is also a new Indian guy in my class that makes me crack up all the time. At lunch one day he asked us guys, "If I throw away my food will that make me more popular?" He also refuses to use the word 'It' even when my teacher literally tells him to use that particular word because we are working on pronouns. It makes me laugh harder because he doesn't realize how funny he's being.

For Halloween, I am going to be Jason Voorhies from Friday the 13th because he has THE coolest name in the world. Haley will be like a leopard type cat. My mom will put pictures up after Halloween so don't forget to come back.

I made breakfast for Haley and myself just now and she is trying to eat all of my sausage, so I have to go. I'm also trying to win the Superbowl on my Nintendo DS, so this post is over.

The one day where I was both Lance Armstrong and Michael Phelps at the same time.

Sorry it took so long to write another post, my cousins were in town so I was busy.

By the way, I won the word of the week with my last post. The Nerd Mafia said I was now a Made Kid and gave me this award. Thank you readers for commenting and saying I should win. And also, thank you to Nerd Mafia for voting that I should win. Cool.





So, a couple of weeks ago I got a little rambunctious and took a dip in the pool with my bike. I was riding my bike around the pool and went too fast off the step and I went into the shallow end of the pool very slowly. I was wearing all of my clothes and it took my shoes five whole days to finally dry. I checked everyday to see if they were dry.




Immediately my dad was taking pictures like a paparazzi and my mom came running out of the house and flipped out. When everything was done that's when she told me I shouldn't ride my bike around the pool and that I am NOT Evel Knieval.


I got out of the pool all frantic, but I still thought it was awesome. I kept yelling out, "That was Great!"

That's it for this post, see you next time.

I am 8 and I take after my mom's writing skills.

Usually my sister is the bragger but today my mom is because she won the Word of the Week. So, since I'm Sports Boy and the word is Fumble, I have to compete. Here is her winning post.

Last year I was good at recovering fumbles in football. When I was a running back, I don't think I ever fumbled but when I was on defense I was the guy who made the other running back fumble the football and I usually recovered it.

But since I am writing about the Word of the Week, I am going to change the subject to slumber parties. Me and my sister fumble around for the same stuffed animal that we both love. She starts laughing and the chances of her getting hurt go to like 75%. Usually I get it but I give her another chance and we keep doing this until she gets tired.

This usually results in one of us getting hurt (Haley) and some crying, and my mom coming in and threatening to end the slumber party. Since it is dark in there, my mom fumbles over the toys and then gets really mad. I go right back to my bed because I am a good boy.

I fumble around with a tiny soda bottle and my mom gets mad again and takes it away from me! My mom says this doesn't make sense in my blog but I think it's funny for that reason.

I hope the other bloggers entering this Word Up, Yo! competition fumble in their entry posts, so I can be a wiener like my mom.

So that's it. See you next time on Sports Boy News

I wish I could convince my parents to sell my sister for fifty dollars.

Sorry I'm late, folks. I've been busy dancing over at my mom's blog. Have you seen it yet?

Pop Warner football season is coming up in about a month. I got all my pads last Saturday because it is my second year of tackle football but third year overall. I played Flag when I was in 1st grade.

Last year I played lineman on offense and defense and a little bit of running back. I hope I get the positions of linebacker and receiver. But really I like any position.

This year my goal is to be one of the hardest tacklers. My mom says that because I am a big kid, I can take people out.


That's also why I like to play ice hockey. A couple weeks ago I got a hat trick in my ice hockey game. Which means I got three goals in one game. And then the next week I got two assists, which means I passed the puck to the person who scored.

This past Saturday, I scored the first goal of the game, lost my balance and slid right into the goal. Everyone was celebrating while I was stuck in the goal like a bug who can't get off his back. When I was sliding in, I was so scared that my ribs were going to hit the post of the goal, but I put out my hand and pulled myself into the goal.

Our goalie got a shutout, which means he didn't allow any goals from the other team. Our defense is really good but I usually play right/left wing. My backwards skating isn't as good as some of the other guys so I don't really play defense.

Right now my sister is being a crazy person and rocking out to Rock With You by Michael Jackson. If you saw the video on my mom's blog, you can tell she loves singing Michael, especially Beat It and Billie Jean.

She is also incredibly obsessed with 30 seconds to Mars. My mom is saying with Jared Leto as the front man she should be. I don't even know what this means.

That's all HE wrote.

The Day I met Tina the Llama--Who Doesn't eat the FOOD

Can you tell yet that I love the movie Napoleon Dynamite? I like to quote it a lot. So does my sister.

Welcome back! Thank you for all of the wonderful comments! I'm surprised I have so many followers, but duh! I'm funny, so I think you will stick around.

So yesterday I went to the San Diego County Fair. I went with Surferwife (my mom), Bob and my little sister, Haley. First, I went on the tram ride to the main gate and as you can see I like to be by myself. Mainly because Bob will start tickling me and I will fall off of the tram. That would distract the driver.



I went on many rides and enjoyed all of them. My favorite was mmmmmm, which ones were my favorite? Beetle Bob? No. Oh yeah, yeah. Beetle Bob's. It goes fast forward and then backward. It gets faster and faster. I rode on it with my mom and she didn't do a very good job. She tells me it's because she is getting old.

Bob and I went to a fun house where there's one path through the mirrors and then there's crazy mirrors upstairs that make you look all tall and weird. Then you go down a slide.



My little sister was annoying everyone with wanting to go to the animals. We saw cows, hogs, horses, roosters and fluffy roosters. But the best was the llama because she poses for pictures and sticks her ear up. And look at her buck teeth! We tell Haley if she doesn't stop sucking her thumb she will look like this.



I hope none of you are Celtics fans. I gotta go watch the Lake Show now.

Peace Out (I say this like Kip Dynamite says it.)

See you next (flag)post.

Here's something crazy today.

Okay so you know I am only 8 years old but nothing to worry about.

So today in my pool I played a friendly game of water polo....not really. It started out pretty good but it got worse and worse. My step dad, we will call him 'B' tried to say I cheated but he was the one who did, basically. This picture is what we looked like.

When I was running back to the pool from getting the ball, my dog ran in front of me and I tripped, fell, and landed in the pool. Me AND my dog.

Other people might see B and I as crazy people, but we are just having fun.

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Finally school is getting out on Friday. I love 2nd grade but I love summer also.

I hope you liked my first blog.

That was my sporty news.